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Dirty Muskie

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Verb. A sexual act of great difficulty and high prestige. It occurs where a man has his buddy hide in the bedroom closet with a camera. The man then proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a prize female. While the man is fingering the girl, said buddy jumps out of the closet at a strategically pre-determined time. The man, while keeping his fingers inside the female's vagina, hooks the female in the cheek with his other hand and lifts her up in the air. He then proceeds to cheese for the camera, proudly displaying his prize female.
Man: Yo, check out this picture of a dirty muskie I caught at said bar the other night.

Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.
by johnny the angler October 21, 2008
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Mupkie

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by Michelle.... February 9, 2009
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Mykiel

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Mykiel is a very unique person you'll ever meet. He loves playing online games, watching TV series/film, working out, and playing sports. He is a quiet person and a dry texter but once you get close to him, it will make you realize that he is very fun to be with. Mykiel is different from other guys. He doesn't hit up with any pretty or sexy girls he meet on social media apps. He is smart, kind, and very handsome man. He is such a keeper. His kindness and gentle words will make every women fall for him. He is good with kids. He respects his mother and other female relatives. He is such a gentleman.

If your lover's name is Mykiel, keep him and love him more. You are lucky to have him. He will make you feel the love you deserve without asking it. He will never do things that would hurt you. He will distant himself from other females to assure you that you are the only one he wants to be with. He will never make you feel insecure, jealous, and unworthy. If he gets mad at you or when you're having a misunderstanding, he won't shout at you or say harsh/bad words. Instead, he will keep calm and speak only good words to you.
Mykiel is the most genuine person I ever met.
by jm~ August 11, 2021
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When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.
Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.
by the cock monster March 23, 2009
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mykie

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mykie is the name of a popular internet personality that does SFX videos on her youtube channel
mykie is a great influencer
by CookieMonster30 July 31, 2019
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muskie

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A large predatory freshwater fish that grows to 3-4 feet. Very vicious, and has caused serious injuries to potential fishers. Proper name is muskellunge. Part of the pike family.
Person 1: Muskies are bigger than pikes!

Person 2: Well, duh!
by Straight from the iPad November 21, 2015
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Minnetonka Muskie Lunge

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sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.
Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.
by Geo X. November 19, 2007
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