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Net Muscles

Perceived increase in confidence, machismo, bravado, strength, cage-fighting abilites (etc.) from a public chat room or IM user based PURELY upon the anonymity of the "tough talker" to the person they are "tough talking to".
A 6-foot, 130lb. dork threatening to "kick your ass" when you disagree with his opinion on the relevance of Linux, Firefox, Open Source, Dungeons and Dragons or whatever other lame activity the "net muscled" geek in interested in.

"The dork is using his Net Muscles to bully the chat room into agreeing with him."
by WebPhenom February 17, 2006
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Popcorn Muscles

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."
Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."
by wakka_wakka March 22, 2009
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email muscles

Acting with bravado over email when in a face to face situation the emailer would be in a subservient position.

Related to beer muscles where the internet is substituted for alcohol.

Can also take the form of “message board muscles”
Example: a man in an email to his friends claims his wife does what she is told. In reality the man is a follower. Dave has email muscles when it comes to his wife.
by CMFuss May 1, 2008
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beer muscles

n. false bravado; Dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer.
Man1: I'm a gonna go and pick up that incredibly hot girl over there - the one who's sitting with that huge looking footballer.
Man2: Whoa, haven't your beer muscles grown!
by nofntalent April 12, 2004
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Masturbation muscles

A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)
''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.

''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.

''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
by cheesyballs January 26, 2014
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Muscles Glasses

Oh Muscles Glasses, where do we begin? He's the muscley French-Canadian guy off Epic Meal Time! That sexy man will eat anything. And I like to watch.
Me: I only watch EMT to watch Muscles Glasses eat. It's a turn on.
by lindseyyyywhatwhat August 13, 2011
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missionary muscles

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.
Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.
by silasmeister May 2, 2010
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