Mustathon

A routine conversation with a parent when they suddenly switch to offering unsolicited advice full of musts, shoulds, mustn'ts and shouldn'ts.

Me: Nice weather!

Mum: You should do some work on the house. You must exercise.

Me: (thinks) Shit. This is turning into a mustathon!

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Dad: You should get a better job, get a nice girlfriend, learn how to drive.

Me: Oh no! I've been mustathoned!

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Me: Was out with the dogs earlier when I bumped into mum. We talked about the dogs a bit then she hit me with a mustathon.

by The WeirdnessSymposium May 2, 2009

muttaholla

MotherFucker - usually used after doin something you didn't think you could do.

Man makes waterfall out of two plastic bottles and then uses it to smoke some weed - Muttaholla!

by Brian Dawkins April 13, 2008

Mustahan

Mustahan is someone very special ✨ and unique ✨ and DOESNT like u back ‼️ (He only likes me) he is also very athletic ✨ and smart✨ He has a very ahem interesting music taste and a weird halal haram ratio 🥷🏼 (He’s Muslim obv) he is very responsible and cocky. The teachers will love him the most (as will everyone).

Mustahan is so attractive

by Urdad😘 November 23, 2021

Mustahed

A Mustahed is a rare species. The chances of one seeing a Mustahed in their duration of lifetime is very slim. Usually when you meet one, he looks like an eggplant with no pimples bitch. Take care of a Mustahed for he will never get pimples and he is good at cricket.

Yo my name is Mustahed and I got no pimples bitch.

by eggplantpimple October 22, 2018

Mastahorsalism

When you fucking masturbate a fucking horse. It is also when you cum or rape it. I tried to make you sound smart when you say it, and not like you’re about to fuck a horse.

“Wow, he just committed mastahorsalism! He’s a fucking mad lad!”

by [INSERT A NAME CUZ IM LAZY AF] March 4, 2020

Mustahid

Some random person idk.

Who is that, oh It's just Mustahid

by bhflruhjk April 21, 2021

Mustafo

A very black man(especially from India). A person who is so black that he absorbs the source of light instead of reflecting it.

Hey John, Look he has no foreskin!
Oh, Carlos, he must be a Mustafo

by oppai boing boing November 22, 2021