mustache ride

A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.

Annabelle - "Can I have another mustache ride James?"
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."

by Nicholas James McDowell September 28, 2006

mustache ride

1. Going down on a girl while you have a mustache

2. when an unshaven girl rides your face

1. Screw 6 flags i wanna go on a mustache ride!

2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs

by Brohandus Ganja May 05, 2010

mustache ride

Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.

mustache ride translated into spanish
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"

by Neilskeet July 24, 2008

THE mustache ride

Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.

FB_User_nosenseofhumor:

Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.

FB_User_regularperson:

Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!

by Doc_knows October 06, 2010

Mustache Ride

Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.

Walking to the dig site would have been awful, but thankfully Cam gave me a mustache ride!

by MysteryBoater21 April 03, 2020

Mustache Ride

To rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of one's lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.

would anyone in my general vicinity care for a mustache ride?

by things that i'm looking at February 25, 2014

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

by jay March 18, 2005