A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.
Annabelle - "Can I have another mustache ride James?"
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."
by Nicholas James McDowell September 28, 2006
Get the mustache ridemug. 1. Screw 6 flags i wanna go on a mustache ride!
2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs
2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs
by Brohandus Ganja May 10, 2010
Get the mustache ridemug. Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.
mustache ride translated into spanish
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"
by Neilskeet September 26, 2008
Get the mustache ridemug. Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.
FB_User_nosenseofhumor:
Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.
FB_User_regularperson:
Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!
Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.
FB_User_regularperson:
Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!
by Doc_knows October 6, 2010
Get the THE mustache ridemug. Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.
by MysteryBoater21 April 3, 2020
Get the Mustache Ridemug. To rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of one's lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.
by things that i'm looking at March 4, 2014
Get the Mustache Ridemug. by jay March 18, 2005
Get the mustach ridemug.