merphing

screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans

Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .

Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh

by 13speakers October 18, 2009

murphied

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.

Dude, i got murphied.

by Mahday March 24, 2008

Mighty Morphine Power Ranger

One who has become Addicted to Opiates, has that drugged out nodding appearance and will do anything it takes to obtain pain medication including using many doctors ect. .

Sally's out shopping for several new doctors she's become Quite the Mighty Morphine power ranger.

by JackOfSpeed39 July 31, 2011

Morphine

Potent opiate derived from the opium poppy. Used for relief of severe and agonizing pain and suffering. When abused it makes you forget how shitty your life is and makes you feel GOOOOOOOD. After you come down and remember how much your life sucks you'll probably end up spending all your money on more or steal from a family member who may or may not actually need it. There's no going back, you'll always have that desire to get high again.

The bad side says: Steal a few morphine from your grandmother! It'll make you feel GOOOOOOOOD.

The good side says: Don't be a fucking asshole, your grandmother needs those meds. Go smoke weed and stay away from hard drugs.

by Pillowpants8495 December 1, 2011

The Murphie phamilie

The Murphie Phamilie once was your typical household, this however was before coal burn. After coal burn or AC as they like to call it. They became the most Manky, incest ridden family this side the of scotland .

boy 1 : Your uncle is your Brother

Your sister is your mother

You all shag one another

The murphie phamilie

murphie 1 : That's just no true

Murphies 2 through 12 : yeah

by ronocthedefiler June 23, 2015

morphing dwarves

When someone goes through emotions so quickly, you don't know where you stand. eg happy, grumpy, dopey etc.

Watch out. She's morphing dwarves again.

by weaseltowers December 27, 2007

morphine dreams

a mixture of either vivid, terrifying nightmares or very strange dreams after using morphine and falling asleep.

Trent said he's never taking opiates again after the horrifying morphine dreams he had last night.

by trypp October 26, 2010