muppetitis

A medical condition in which the sufferer takes on the traits of muppet: being silly. Muppetitis very contagious.

Hind has muppetitis.

by TheMuppets October 28, 2009

muppethood

The state acheived by one who is stupid often and on a regular basis.

Person 1: That guy is such a fucking muppet!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!

Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"

by sixxon December 30, 2008

Muppetitus

A rare genetic defect that can affect anything from frogs to pigs to even people. It turns the individual's skin into a felt-like substance and causes them to sing randomly. Most people infected with the gene are forced to live on Sesame Street, where documentaries are frequently shot to show their lives.

"See that frog with the banjo? I think he has Muppetitus,"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023