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The Mango 

The Mango is a sex move which originated from north korean immigrants who escaped from NK and travelled to Hong Kong on immigrant boats. The people who perform this sacred sex ritual are banned from entering either South Korea or North Korea due to their exccesively high gayness levels. Better luck next year guys.
William: Hey Eric, lets do the Mango.
Eric: Hell yeah biatch, your house or mine?
William: Lets do it on the roof of the school!
Eric: HELL YESSS.
The Mango by noobhead September 14, 2009
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The Mango 

After a guy has sex and is too lazy to take a shower, he washes his balls in the bathroom sink. To do this, he climbs up and begins balancing himself on the sink...splashing water on his nuts and mimicking the Saturday Night Live character Mango's mannerisms and noises in front of the mirror.

Usually works only with 1 nighter's, which is self-explanatory.
After I got done fucking, I was too drunk to take a shower, but I did The Mango and now my junk is clean.

I did The Mango after I fucked this chick at the club, now she doesn't now if I was joking, or I'm certifiably retarded.
The Mango by PansaVerde July 7, 2010

The Mango-Van 

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.
"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"
The Mango-Van by D.E June 11, 2006

Slice the mango 

Slice the mango: Man, Dave really sliced that mango
Slice the mango by Skyferret69 September 19, 2021

Afsheen the mango 

Afsheen is a mango who like candy and likes to be emo, she is very emo and leaves her BFFS for people who don't like her
Afsheen the mango by Guess.Who.UwU. September 22, 2023

the mango game 

is a game usually played at school, its like a cheese touch but more advanced.. is when there are illuminations through periods at school so basically you tag each other all class period and when you dont have the mango touch at the end of class you try your best to get out before being tagged from the person with the mango and if everyone gets out before you get a chance to tag them.. your out then the next period it starts over again and someone starts off with the mango until the last one standing. usually played in elementary - middle school WARNING IF YOUR GONNA PLAY THIS GAME THERE ARE RISKS LIKE WRITE UPS, DETENTION, OR EVEN SUSPENSION YOU HAVE TO BE SLICK
Example: of the mango game.. hahah you have the mango you better tag Arron before he gets out
the mango game by school fun August 2, 2016

The Immortal Mango 

1. A mysterious being froma higher plane of existence that for reasons known only to him self utilizes his incredible powers only over the interent and in online games.

2. A sadistic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.
1. What the hell is the deal with The Immortal Mango?

2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of The Immortal Mango.