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there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007
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Munch Spread

Noun: A complete list of all people that you have performed the act of munching upon.
Yo bro, show me your munch spread, there's no way its bigger than mine.
by ApeRepublic April 26, 2024
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eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says
Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do
by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021
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Munch my snunch

its like when a guy says "suck my dick" except its for a girl to say.
my manager told me if i dont stop yelling stuff hed write me up so i said, " munch my snunch bitch!" Indeed.
by The Brook Metcalf January 9, 2008
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ass munch-ginger syndrome

means you are a fucking red headed idiot

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence that is considered a ginger.
I'm not lending you five bucks you stupid red headed ass munch ginger .. you must be suffering from ass munch-ginger syndrome !

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter red headed assmunch.( which ia charachteristic of ass munch-ginger syndrome )
by chanelled from within November 21, 2011
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s'much

It's a shortened word for so much ,becoming an adjective.
I love my family S'much it overjoys me.
by cathayes April 2, 2010
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too much mcdonald's

An insult to say to fat or obese people, especially if they like burgers and fries.
by Billiam Beaver June 15, 2017
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