Mummy

beautiful

Mummy is a beautiful women, she makes the best pancakes - and full english’s - this implies that mummy is the best

by Mum124 December 1, 2018

Mummy

a word that white people say in place of Nigger. completely unracist, just useful for rapping along to songs

"just got rich, took a broke mummy's bitch, i could make a broke bitch rich"

"i ain't saying she a golddigger, but she ain't messin with no broke mummies"

"my mummy my mummy (ay)"

by paradoxpops September 23, 2014

mummy

the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life

i love u mummy

by elmo July 9, 2002

The Mummy

the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.

"my wife came home drunk from the bar and woulnt blow me. so i decided to give her The Mummy, Bitch!"

by R to the izzo B to the 40 October 15, 2009

The Mummy

While getting an awful blowjob, you cum in both of her eyes and while she proceeds to get up and search for a towel she will look like a mummy.

Dude last night Valeria was giving me a bad BJ so I gave her the mummy and it took her 5 minutes to find a towel.

by cumnizzelfoshizzle July 7, 2008

mummy

A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.

Shannon placed an "upper deck" on Joe, and Bill layed a "mummy" behind his toilet.

by Billy LosManios September 14, 2006

mummy

Women wrapped in white things

get me out of this mummy

by Bob The Builder123 gay April 18, 2023