malloytis

An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.

"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."

"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."

by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016

Malloy

To Malloy is to blue tick or ignore someone's messages on any IM application.

I just got a message from a close friend who wants to hear from me. I'll just Malloy them.

by MikeBurt October 14, 2019

molloy

1.a molloy can be a very sexy person 2. also used to describe someone who has swagger 3.can be used as a noun for when you are unable to remember the night before due to excessive drug use and drinking 4.can also be used as a noun to describe passing out

"oh yeah, he pulled a 'molloy' last night." "man, he's got so much 'molloy' in him"

by K-kat February 9, 2009

mullover

A hairstyle worn by aging men which combines a comb-over and a mullet. Longer hair is brushed back to hide a bald spot.

My boss has been sporting a mullover since the turn of the century.

by Sweet Melissa May 24, 2008

munloy

the most maddest party of them all

last weekend was a munloy

by sarah fucking D December 25, 2007

Kyle Molloy

This is normally an absolute specimen of a human that can go by many names; Reese, Remi, Sid, Sasquatch, Grigs and many more. When rage mode is initiated, this man is an absolute machine. He has taken down many warriors; Freddie, Bohzidar, Oscar, Joe and more. Be careful when you hear this name as you wouldn't want to land yourself in a sticky situation with one of theses creatures.

Oh shit, Kyle Molloy is coming. DIP!

by s.8ry4n October 14, 2022

mullos

multiple orgasms
(pronounced mull-o's)

That dinner was so good it gave me mullos!

by claudel November 19, 2009