Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.

"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."

by Switche October 18, 2008

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Mufftacular

1 A spectacular muff.
2 An exceptional experience with the female gender.

1 She had the biggest bush it was mufftacular
2 I just had a mufftacular weekend!

by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010

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Mufftart

A girl (usually white) who dresses like a homeless man. May wear leggings as pants!! She struts her stuff in shitty suberb mall areas and still manages to lower the shitty suberbs standards. An underachiever who's ego is too big. Mostly an outsider or out of town-er trying to fit in but really should stay at home. Also fits the discription of an ugly whore, slut, the "wrong" girl for the guy, and may carry STD (s).

Classy girl One: "Ew, see that Blonde white girl in that cheap store? With black dyed hair underneath?! And she's wearing leggings as pants!! Mufftart alert!!"

Classy Girl Two: "Alerted! EW Mufftart! Omg yes, that's disgusting, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. Where does she get off lowering the low? Disgrace"
Classy Girl Three: "Oh that guy she's with is WAY too good for her, poor daft boy stuck with the mufftart."

by Thewhitegirlherself July 28, 2012

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