muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.

Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.

by jen nish May 5, 2008

muffinous

The act of emulating a muffin, or an other delicious dessert or pastry (i.e. donut)

She is SO muffinous and cute!

by Jax August 1, 2003

Muffinpusher

When a man rubs a muffin onto a vagina to add taste to it to make it more enjoyable for him to lick her vagina.

Man #1: Hey, my wife wants me to do something special for her birthday. What should I do?

Man #2: You should try being a Muffinpusher.

Man #1: What's that?

Man #2: Just rub a muffin on her vagina. Trust me she's gonna love it.

by NotAMuffinpusher August 8, 2012

Muffintits

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.

Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.

by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009

Muffinious

A fat old lady that annoys everyone and is a waste of space

She is messed

Muffinious can go suck my balls

by Ashmit. April 21, 2019

Muffinious

A way to say “bitch”

Ohhhh the son of a muffinious

by Ashmit. May 13, 2019

McMuffinitus

When you need some McD breakfast so bad, you feel sick. People suffering from McMuffinitus feel sick, but are actually starting to regain their health from years of eating that slunch.

I am suffering from McMuffinitus! Hurry! I need some mickey d's!

by Papazpizza2 August 24, 2017