Muffin Man

A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.

by Warrinder Lopez October 4, 2006

Muffin Man

Fat kid with no friends.

"Muffin Man is fat"

"This I agree with"

by pie rat June 22, 2003

Muffin Man

A man whose strange obsessions are tragically made apparent to wife shortly after marriage. Expression as in, "that muffin was delicious yesterday but today it's morphed into a load of fat".

"Girl, you thought he was man but he only was a muffin" F.Zappa (Muffin Man)

by a muffin man September 15, 2011

Muffin Man

the man at costco that hands out the free muffin samples.

"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

Muffin Man

A drug dealer, usually dealing in pot

Hey, I'm looking for a Muffin Man, do you know where I can find one?

by Nolan AM January 15, 2008

Muffin Man

A true gangsta and pimp who lives on drurberrylane

COOL GUY: Yo gangsta wat up dog, how's you be's trippin'

Muffin Man: Man notin much sept I's just be's chillin wit my new hoe ya dig?

by Isaiah June 9, 2004

Muffin Man

Fat Bastard, that devours box after box of mini-muffins. See Sloth

Damn Finley, you just devoured your eleventh box in 5 minutes!!!

by Phate May 13, 2003