A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.
by Warrinder Lopez October 04, 2006
Fat kid with no friends.
by pie rat June 22, 2003
A man whose strange obsessions are tragically made apparent to wife shortly after marriage. Expression as in, "that muffin was delicious yesterday but today it's morphed into a load of fat".
by a muffin man September 15, 2011
"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek
by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003
by Nolan AM January 10, 2008
COOL GUY: Yo gangsta wat up dog, how's you be's trippin'
Muffin Man: Man notin much sept I's just be's chillin wit my new hoe ya dig?
Muffin Man: Man notin much sept I's just be's chillin wit my new hoe ya dig?
by Isaiah June 09, 2004
by Phate May 14, 2003