Lesbian Mafia or tough lesbians esp. when in a group. Easily spotted by their standard outfit of white tee-shirts, blue jeans, and Danner boots or Doc Martin’s. Their hair is usually cut in a buzz or flattop or any haircut that traditionally would be considered masculine. Muffatti walk with a swagger, talk tough, travel in packs, and can often be seen trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up on Lipstick Lesbians.
Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers
Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers
n - I would not walk into that bar, Muffatti hate straight men.
adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.
adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.
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Get the muffet mug.My sister and I had a mutual female friend who was over to the house one day, while our parents were gone, and I was really hoping to score. I got her into the guestroom, and went to the bathroom to freshen up.
While in the bathroom, I heard my sister come home. I heard some talking, and then some muffled groans. When I walked into the guestroom, my little sister was playing Little Miss Muffet on our friends muff. Then our friend asked me to come over there stuff my cock into her mouth.
It's really much more fun to just stop here and leave you hanging!
While in the bathroom, I heard my sister come home. I heard some talking, and then some muffled groans. When I walked into the guestroom, my little sister was playing Little Miss Muffet on our friends muff. Then our friend asked me to come over there stuff my cock into her mouth.
It's really much more fun to just stop here and leave you hanging!
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And you're only able to acquire MumFetti if you or a loved one is fly enough to have amazing seats to an amazing concert.
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