A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.
GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
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D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.
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A term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.
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Get the Muffercut mug.A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.
by wexter December 2, 2014
Get the muffer mug.The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.
Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.
Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.
Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.
Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.
Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.
Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
by xenialarouge November 5, 2009
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