Mosquita muerta

A person who pretends to be innocent, dainty, and weak (hence a dead fly), but they are actually evil backstabbers. Essentially a spanish version of a "snake in the grass." They are extremely manipulative and will have everyone fooled by their game except for the smart ones. They will usually try to make the ones who don't fall for their game look like bad people while they play the victim.

Laura had this guy so whipped. She acted like the perfect girlfriend, but behind his back she was a ho and a manipulative bitch. Laura es una mosquita muerta.

by blazinwolf September 28, 2010

mertqq

Yet another sad poonless loner with absolutely no life, who has taken up hammer ---; , hytham's torch as the Urban Dictionary editor with the most time on his hands. Currently at 532,860 decisions (351 per day), he would have spent 4.2 years of non-stop editing everyday in between jacking off to tentacle hentai porn in his parent's basement alone in the dark, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans, sweating profusely in his greasy t-shirt and semen-stained underpants. Occasionally his mother yells at him to get off his fat lazy ass but she has secretly given up all hope of him doing anything with his life. Thus mertqq's only solace is the fact that he has made the most decisions on urbandictionary.com where he spends all his nights checking the 'Users' list from time to time to ensure his decision-making superiority remains uncontested.

Congratulations mertqq.

hammer ---; , hytham has moved on, it is possible he found a job, but most likely he has simply died of diabetes or other complication from his obesity. It is only a matter of time mertqq succumbs to his poor lifestyle and diet, and someone else takes the torch.

Will it be you?

by Young Reezie October 15, 2010

Pene de Muerte

Translates to "Penis of death" in Spanish. Ancient mythological tale involving a penis that would kill anything it penetrates.

"Naughty children that stay up too late will be visited by the Pene de Muerte"

by vroller December 8, 2015

Santa Muerte

Also known in english as "Saint Death" or "Holy Death", Widely venerated in mexico for her miracles. She was NOT created by narcotraffickers nor by illegal merchants. Her origins are unknown. All types of people venerate her, not just criminals. She has been petitioned for many things; for a lost lover to come back, to kicking out all debt, and even asked for protection against any type of danger; whether spiritual or physical. Its true she even petitioned by evil doers, but so are other saints.

"La Santa Muerte is your own death. Anyone who fears her, fears their own death.

by angeluz July 10, 2014

mertna

Mertna is one of millions playing, creating and exploring the endless possibilities of ROBLOX. she/he claim to be a "cold' wizard. its gender is unknown to most of the people on ROBLOX, but most of them think Mertna is most likely a Male.
Also Mertna is one of the Admins on the game BYM (Build Your Own Mech) he is a nice person most of the time. and many info shows that he is actually in Love with the Player by the name of "LushPopCornchicken" (Lush is a blexican man. AKA Lush the pedo)

mertna wants some ice cube.
mertna is a nerd
Lush is in love with Mertna

by MushyNoose April 11, 2018

merther

West Indian.Denotes the sensations produced by smoking marijuana while listening to dub reggae.The merging and distortion of sense impressions that occurs during cannibonoid trance.

"Sound system make pure merther tonight."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Mertzy

A Rocket League content creator/freestyler who creates Rocket League content for his own Youtube Channel as well as being part of a Rocket League team called Disunified with his team mates/friends Pulse Osm and Linkuru

That Freestyler is so Mertzy

by WhatisJoblessFat January 18, 2021