Mudge Smudge

Basically, after you have butt sex and have poop on your wiener (Mudge), you wipe said poop on your partner's upper lip (Smudge). It's an updated term for a Dirty Sanchez.

Did you check out the Mudge Smudge that Bob left on Stanley? There was corn in it.

by Cassiebeth182 May 7, 2015

Midgey

A gnat or a small mosquito-like flying insect (but not an actual mosquito, just looks like one)

Close the window or you'll let the midgeys in!

by belleairandriu July 5, 2015

Mudget

people who make obnoxious sounds at night

Be quiet mudgets.

by 21yeet November 30, 2018

Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.

by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017

mudge fudge

a person in florida. will never love anyone and may turn gay. he may go to a psychic also to reunite with his gay lover. He also calls his friends string bean and foo foo. if he does not reunite with his gay lover he may turn to an invisible girlfriend who isnt even good at giving head.

the mudge fudge attacked the large invisible dildo.

by Danem September 7, 2009

Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

by Rob L. July 25, 2004

Mudgee

The only ever existing town to reside below sea level.

Also commonly used to refer a town as a hole.

Ryan: Wow, I didn't realise Louth was such a Mudgee.
Alex: Ikr

by NotMyRealName13349192 September 1, 2020