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modernity

A repeated and random word that a bastard uses in a lecture due to the lack of knowledge of the subject.
Blah blah blah blah Modernity Blah blah blah Modernity
by MAAD February 11, 2014
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Abletonistic Modernity

Abletonistic Modernity: n., pl., -ties.

The constricting paradigm of electronic music oriented software digital audio workstations resulting in the homogenization of related music production techniques, and eventually, the music itself.
Newcomers to electronic music have a tendency to get stuck in the software oriented, Abletonistic modernity of the past decade, often ignoring or unaware of the quirky, more hardware oriented approach to electronic music production from previous decades.
by averyco July 9, 2010
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maternity effect

The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.
A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!
by OrangeEagleMonkey December 5, 2017
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Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.
"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"
by Wither24 July 19, 2022
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Mexican Maternity ward

When all of the stalls in a Mexican restaurant's bathroom are occupied. Grunting can typically be heard, much like a real maternity ward.
I had to deliver a turd baby, but it was a total Mexican maternity ward in there! I nearly shit myself!
by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
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