Almost all of Elsie, MI.
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the back forty. Listens to Luke Bryan and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack and hippie festival.
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the back forty. Listens to Luke Bryan and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack and hippie festival.
Hey Bill! want to go to the mud bog this weekend? Going to be a ton of mud crickets out there. It will be like and all you can fuck buffet.
by putter4646 February 28, 2017
Get the mud cricketmug. A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Claims she’s country and not a whore but gets bounced around like a dick in a stretched out pussy.
by Igctocgocitxurxutx April 24, 2019
Get the Mud Cricketmug. Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.
by crazycalwil September 14, 2019
Get the mud cricketmug. A Mud cricket is basically a Bruce County whore. She has sex with anything and anybody. Sucks dicks dry and hops onto another. Either getting pliers in a forest or in the mud
by BruceCountyDude May 29, 2018
Get the Mud Cricketmug. A girl in short shorts and cowgirl boots. They can usually be found in the woods getting railed on a tailgate.
by Cricket girl May 11, 2018
Get the Mud Cricketmug. A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Synonyms: Celise
Synonyms: Celise
by thisbemptyyeet March 1, 2021
Get the Mud Cricketmug. A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.
by iloveboredwalk.com May 16, 2018
Get the mud cricketmug.