Mud flaps

A gay man’s condom

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway

by tablecandles75 April 3, 2020

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

Mud Flapped

The butt version of motor boating

He stuck his face in her ass and mud flapped her

by Notyourmom May 3, 2015

Mud flaps

When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.

When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!

Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!

by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017

Mud Flaps

Found on a woman with excessive sized vagina lips. The man can also use them as leverage will going down on his woman.

Hey bro, did you hear that Sparky grabbed hard onto B's mud flaps last night?

by KDogg_1979 July 30, 2006

Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Mud Flaps

1)pussy lips

Next, I coated her mud flaps with creme e me, then I passed the fuck out!
Bumpin' uglies leads to inflamed mud flaps

by The siminifrius tubloidial buttnoids March 9, 2003