muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 19, 2015

Madding

The action of being mad.

Naruto is madding, cause Sasuke saw his pee pee.

by BoyLoy69 January 28, 2020

Muddin'

When you take out your truck and hit the mud! WHOOOOO!!!!

I can't wait to go muddin' again, now I know how Early Cuyler from squidbilliesfeels!

by Allie is a tasty flavor January 14, 2009

Mudding

When you purposely decide to take a full days worth of shit in your pants while wearing underwear. The more shit the better, also the longer you leave it, the more dedicated you are.

Hey bro! I got these girls numbers and they want to meet us at the bar tonight, you in?
Nah man, I woke up today with the full blown urge to have a fat mudding fest all day long. I ain't gonna ruin that.

by Tuggernuts165 October 9, 2019

mudding

Anal sex while one proceeds to shit on the persecuters cock

lets gooo mudding

by Bigniggercock November 30, 2017

Snow-mudding

Snorting cocaine out of someone's butthole

"Holy shit! Deborah just came out of the bathroom off her face - I think she was snow-mudding Danny!"

by someOtherBloke November 10, 2009

Muddin

when someone takes their truck offroad and tries to get their car as dirty as possible. The idea is to get your car so dirty that the air-conditioning spits up dirt molecules when you turn it on. That how dirt you want it. WHen everything is said and done, your car must be totaled by running into a steamroller. Those are the rules

A few boys went muddin and totaled their car when they hit a steamroller.

by becca prueter March 4, 2008