mr hands 

A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg

"Oh man, did you see that video Mr Hands?"
"Yes, I can't believe that guy took all that that"

mr hands by SoftAndElegant April 11, 2008

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson 

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

Mr.Hands 

A video that shows a man taking a horse cock in his ass. In the video the man whine and cries until the horse cums in his ass. The sickest thing you will ever see a horse do. But it is also funny because it turns out that the man dies. The horse cock is so big that it rubs through the man's colon and he later dies, but not on video.

Bob: Hey Bill watch Mr.Hands it is so funny.

Bill: O.K. it sounds cool.
(next day)
Bob: Did you watch it.

Bill: Yeah, I though it was really cool. I wanna try it.

Mr.Hands by Aeilspear March 1, 2008

Mr.Hands 

The horse that fucked a man to death,
Also used to describe a man who has been widowed many times

Holy shit did you see the mr.hands video?

man that guy is a Mr.Hands

Mr.Hands by Tishkolegpu December 18, 2007

Mr Helping Hands 

Someone who comes to help you finish a job,screws everything up and makes more work for you.

1. Oh great! Here comes Mr helping hands.

2. Mr helping hands came over and f’deverything up!
3. It was the end of the day and everything was looking sweet. The boss sent Mr helping hands over to help finish up and he f’d everything up.

Mr Helping Hands by Imtiredoftypingnow June 29, 2018

Mr Hands Moment 

When you violently get fucked/fuck a horse

Person 1: I just had a Mr Hands Moment at the ranch
Person 2: What in the cinnamon toast fuck is wrong with you?

Mr Hands Moment by Ihavemanymrhandsmoments June 5, 2022

mr./ms. lucky hands 

a person (male or female) who solves things in a wrong or negligent way but somehow it works

(the term is used sarcastically, its not a compliment)

-how much score did you got in the exam? i got 30/100

-90/100

-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

-i just picked and marked random answers in the whole test.

-oh, how impressive: mr./ms. lucky hands...

mr./ms. lucky hands by hoxton1998 June 20, 2024