Mr. Clean

That one video on pornhub where the bald guy puts his entire head inside the girl's vagina.

"i love Mr. Clean so much"

by goth coot September 25, 2020

Mr. Clean

THE HOTTEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE EARTH

Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM

by mr. cleanlover44 February 22, 2019

Mr. Clean

Someone who is such a douche that they're like a living Mr. Clean, cleaning out vaginas til they're sparkly clean during intercourse in a completely boring and monotonous way. No one likes a Mr. Clean.

That guy is a total Mr. Clean for eating my sandwich.

by Plumm August 25, 2011

Mr. Clean

When you take a hit of marijuana, brush your teeth while you're holding it in, and let it out when you spit.

I dare you to pull a Mr. Clean right now!

by Jeffizle22221 July 06, 2011

Mr. Clean

A sexual term to be used when one is having intercourse with a bald woman, and before jizzing in her, he takes out his dick, jizzes in his hand and rubs it on her bald head, thus giving her head a certain shine like Mr. Clean's.

Guy 1: "Hey how was your trip to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Oh man I totally did the Mr. Clean with this cancer patient"

by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

Mr. Clean

When you use hand sanitizer as lubricant to give a guy a hand job.

Sam gave Brandon a Mr. Clean.

by Post Sex Peace Dream July 19, 2009

Mr. Clean

Someone who is very clean, which means that they are a very skilled and respectable individual.

Holy dicks, my teacher is actually Mr. Clean.

by Andre2698 September 18, 2017