Mr. Right

Someone who give poor advice and wrong answers while "knowing" they are right and your wrong. When in fact they have no clue or collective knowledge about the "facts" they are discussing.

Poor Memory Guy - "Dude, the Atlanta Braves won the World Series in 1994 man. I remember cause I was in like the 7th grade bro."

Good Memory Guy - "Your wrong but, whatever. Nobody is going to change your mind about it. Baseball had a strike in 1994 and nobody won. Apparently you live in some sort of alternate reality because you seem to know a lot of shit that never happened and your so called facts are almost all mental dillusions."

Random Guy - "Mr. Right is WRONG AGAIN!!" (said very loud and in a mocking manner so anybody within 25 feet can join in and laugh)

25 Feet Away Group of Kids - "PWNED!!" (repeatedly screamed loudly so the rest of the block knows Mr. Right is nearby.)

by ghettochamp March 22, 2008

Mr. right

the guy every girl wants to get wit, his name is nik harville...go fuck him

man i hope i find Mr. right...

i think hes in my third period

by bigson111 February 14, 2010

Mr. Right For Me

Kind. Smart. Funny. Sincere. Protective. Passionate.

Lover of my soul. My missing piece. Over Achiever. Tender. Giver. Amazingly, deep to his core, good. A Beautiful heart. My partner. My bestfriend. The one who I have always missed since the day I was born.

I know he's not perfect, but he's Mr. Right For me!

by Cardwella October 20, 2012

Mr. Right Now

All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”

girl: my boyfriend just left me can we hang out
Mr. Right Now: sure, anytime.

by filjoe June 22, 2015

Mr. Right Someday

A man may be labelled 'Mr. Right Someday' if a man/woman thinks that right now he isn't an ideal partner but knows he could be her/his 'Mr Right' someday in the future.

Linda: "So why are you guys not in a relationship?"
Brenda: "Because he's not ready for a relationship yet. He's my Mr. Right Someday!"

by Bananasandpears September 21, 2012

Mr./Ms. Right

Mr./Ms. Right is the man/woman for whom you saved yourself.

I married Mr. Right but I wasn't expecting Mr. Right-All-The-Time!

by urbane gorilla July 20, 2005

Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“

I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019