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mozambiqued

A method of killing someone by shooting them twice in the same spot in the chest and once more in the head.
That girl is dead. How? She got mozambiqued.
by Alehandre January 4, 2008
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mozambique

mozambique is a country in africa. it was a long time posession of portugal, but was basically owned through most of the 1800s and early 1900s by a corpoartion known as the nissa company. this organization, of course, ran mozambique into the ground. portugal held on this place until their own upheaval in the 1970s. since then, mozambique has been typical africa with coups, civil wars, aids, and poverty.
mozambique is trying to fix it's economy.
by Ben E. Hama February 6, 2007
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Mozambique Drill

Also known as the failure-to-stop drill, the Mozambique Drill is two shots (a double tap) to the chest followed by one to the head. While it may sound easy, the maneuver is difficult to perform under pressure. It was named by Mike Rousseau, a mercenary fighting on the side of the Portuguese during the Mozambican War of Independence. Rousseau found himself in a hostile airport, armed only with a sidearm, and turned a corner and bumped into a FRELIMO (Mozambican rebel) soldier. He quickly fired two shots into the chest of the man, and when that did not appear to affect his adversary, Rousseau fired a third round into the soldier's neck, severing his spine. This drill has been performed often in cinema and in video games, one prominent film being Michael Mann's 1995 thriller Heat, where it is performed twice.
When the zombie lumbered towards me, I fired two shots into his chest. When this failed to incapacitate the undead menace, I fired a third shot through his left eye, completing the Mozambique Drill.
by Franklin Jamison May 26, 2013
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by Totokis June 1, 2020
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Mozambique Mozzarella Stick

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.
by Sinfrey August 27, 2009
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Mozambique

An inconspicuous way of asking someone at a drinking establishment if they have some cocaine.
"Oi mate when we going to Mozambique"
by Lich Vegas Baby November 9, 2019
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mozambique crane lift

Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.
Dawg, you finna have to mozambique crane lift them jungle tiddies booooyyyyyeeeeeeeyyy.
by YARKHAN October 28, 2020
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