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mossy

n.
1. a person of great integrity, resilience, sustainability; true blue, forever, dependable.
2. a bearer of enthusiasm, delight. a supporter of new life on the earth.
3. in ancient times, it has been said to be used as a name for a loving grandmother, always there to support the earth's little ones.

adj.
• like, similar to the moss of the earth, resilient, bringing forth new seeds of life, able to survive even when other living forms can't.
n. She was called Mossy, the one who delighted in all the young offspring. Mossy nurtured their bodies, their souls, and their dreams in a way that only a good grandmother could do!
adj. The mossy bank was always there. It held the moisture from the air even when all else what drying and dying off from the drought. Seeds blew to the mossy beds to grow their roots and start new life.
by mosswhisper September 4, 2013
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Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
by The turd abibes March 21, 2018
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MosYEETo

MosYEETo is the same as mosquito, but a MosYEETo is a mosquito that has learned the arts of YEETERS, basically a MosYEETo is a mosquito a 8364739727293793839384 times stronger than an actual mosquito, they can basically yeet you out of a planet. They are also a meme, bEt yOu dIdNt kNoW dAt.
Hey look at that guy, he looks like a buff MosYEETo
by My name is Ethan November 25, 2019
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Mossyjaw

A well aged, but not old, vagina that one encounters once in his/her lifetime. A distinct smell accompanies you and your belongings for an indefinite amount of time, usually days but if your lucky, weeks. Mossyjaw has been studied and test results have conclusively returned the following: 1) The fragrance/odor can't be removed with scrubbing pad and detergent alone. BLEACH MUST be used with the recipe. 2) Some may encounter post traumatic stress disorders after experiencing a good batch of the M-jaw (street slang). 3) If properly handled Mossyjaw can be a positive and life changing event in one's life.
I didn't see it coming, but just as her panties came down I understood with contentment that I was all up into some Mossyjaw. I scrubbed the next day for hours but that stuff wouldn't come-off, even with ajax and sos pad! M-jaw for life!
by Kalibama December 25, 2009
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moyseying

To give a girl a damned good seeing to. Preferably after licking her snatch and most definitely in at least 2 or 3 positions. The conditions of 'giving a good moyseying' also require that you must have a girlfriend (or wife) whilst giving the moyseying (to someone else) and that after you're through moyseying, you must describe in detail to the girlfriend (or wife) exactly what a good moyseying you gave to the girl. This can be done in person, or, if you're feeling especially brave or stupid, all over an internet messageboard. Bonus points if you, the wife, the moysey'd girl and 30 or so of your friends also use this message board.
Damn, you sure did give that ho some moyseying last night. You're the man, now, dog!
by Pinkeh May 31, 2007
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Mosyndrical

A term used to describe an amazingly cool and awesome situation or idea. It can be used to describe people, parties and even objects.
"The beer sucked but the party was mosyndrical!"
by Jacoby Reinhardt April 18, 2010
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Moysesh

1. Of or referring to Eric Moy.

2. Seshing with Eric Moy.
Hey, Moysesh! Chem moysesh after school?
by crunchcrunch January 17, 2009
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