A quaint little shithole in the middle nowhere, and by nowhere I mean Emmitsburg, MD. A place where the Keystone flows like wine, and Chad Smith, class of 2006 is the community cum dumpster. An institution where the fun police await to pounce on unsuspecting students from behind every corner and within every shadow.
by Chad Smith April 1, 2005
The best competition between the female race. We got your bitches from New York, the sweethearts from Maryland, and the typical jersey girls. The double standard is at an all time high around the Mount. The quiet preppy girls who pop their collars during the week turn into dirty whores on the weekend. The girls try to keep it quiet but the guys have locker room talks. Now dont get me wrong the males arent getting off easy... oh wait they do. Most Long Island guys are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Basically you hate New York in general after meeting them. Jersey boys are either gangsta or gay and PA boys are immature. Maryland guys are divided into two. Ones from b-more are preppy sons of bitches but if their anywhere west they are the nice guys.
by Mike April 11, 2005
The dorm life at Mount....
You got Sheridan aka Freshman Dorm. The girls are all labeled as sluts and the guys are alcholics. You know theres a party every night because of the music heard miles away.
The Terrance is where the upper-classmen live and fun 5 am fire drills occur. The place is like a maze and haunted as shit. Only the people who live there know how to get around.
The apartments is where the juniors/seniors prowl for freshman girls. Every freshman girl spends atlest one night of her life there. Its where the main party scene is
Lastly would be Pangborn. Its where mostly the god-squad lives except 3rd pang. These girls wish they got into Sheridan and are more slutty but keep their clean rep b/c they live in a wellness dorm. They think they are better because they live there but really no one likes them or Pang...
You got Sheridan aka Freshman Dorm. The girls are all labeled as sluts and the guys are alcholics. You know theres a party every night because of the music heard miles away.
The Terrance is where the upper-classmen live and fun 5 am fire drills occur. The place is like a maze and haunted as shit. Only the people who live there know how to get around.
The apartments is where the juniors/seniors prowl for freshman girls. Every freshman girl spends atlest one night of her life there. Its where the main party scene is
Lastly would be Pangborn. Its where mostly the god-squad lives except 3rd pang. These girls wish they got into Sheridan and are more slutty but keep their clean rep b/c they live in a wellness dorm. They think they are better because they live there but really no one likes them or Pang...
by Ashley April 11, 2005
A No Name University, with absolutely nothing of note to offer to any prospective student except the gaurantee of therapy and wasting 100K+ of their parent's money. The student body is indeed unique, in that they find mocking their lack of a football team humorous and using "Mount" as a verb for any and all sexual jokes as educated wit. It is, however, the number one school in western Maryland for producing grandiose plans of development and never acting upon them. Although there are no fraternities on campus, the conduct of several student-run organizations, specifically the men's rugby team, will make you believe otherwise. Any prospective student which has recieved propoganda from MSM must take note of the invisible writing on the back cover panel, for none of the scenic views portrayed within the pamphlet are actaully anywhere near the campus itself. Most students can not agree upon which is the more ironic facet of the mockery of higher education that is Mount Saint Mary's: 1. That it claims to be a well known institute of progressive education while existing in the middle of no where (the closest outpost of civilization being a one stoplight town which will eventually be consumed by Gettysburg) or 2. That it claims to be a tranquil campus in a small town setting while route 15 literally divides the campus in half. In short, The definition of Mount Saint Mary's University is waste of life, money, effort and potential.
HS Student 1: "Bro, I'm thinking of applying to Mount Saint Mary's College/University "
HS Student 2: "Dont"
HS Student 2: "Dont"
by downhill March 17, 2008
If you do not want to succeed in life, then the Mount is your place! Instead of studying and working your way up to a nice job out of college, you will instead experience sex, drugs, alcohol, and lots of it...in fact, pretty much every night! Most of the people here, are rich idiots, too stupid to get into a better college! Their are a few however, poor souls who were tricked into thinking the Mount is a great instituion, but even most of them fall into the trap of living the rest of their life, paying off their expensive Mount tuition on a $25,000/yr salary! Sure these four years may be the "best" experience of your life, but have fun living the next 50 years on welfare! Its sad really, the classes are not hard by any means, yet most people have a 2.0 gpa. But don't make something of yourself! Come to the Mount and help yourself become a useless member of society!!!
by Piss on Mount April 30, 2005
Mount St. Mary's where everybody gets laid... where guys think their cool as shit, especially if they play a sport (apparently every girl should want to jump their bones) HELL NO... where the skank freshman girls dont know their place yet so they talk shit on the upper classman, this will eventually lead to them getting their asses kicked... where white guys from rich families act like they were just involved in a drive by... if you dont smoke pot our converstation is done... if you dont drink go home your mama wants you... where public safety busts you for walking around at 10:00 coming from the library... i swear there really are books in this bookbag... everyone knows where the parties are... the apartments, the townhouses or tjs... if your place of living was not mentioned (GET THE FUCK OVER IT)... where you either live in sheridan (light weight skanks), the terrace (two groups: wankers or kick ass people), the apartments (they want to get laid) or pang ("the god squad")... where everyone knows your name and your buisness, if you think your telling a few close friends you better hope your friends with the entire campus... never make a sex video you will regret it... anal is required
by the sexiest bitches on this campus April 19, 2005
Ahh Mount Saint Mary's, a mecca for the fake and lame individuals who really know how to get on your last nerve. The girls--tanning...anyone? or should i say everyone... by the way, your already fake baked body from the tanning salon reveals how attention starved all of you are, please.. put a shirt on for me.. thanks. a.k.a "Pearl Girl" becasue for some reason they think fake pearls are cool to wear. Dont be fooled if you see a pretty girl on campus, when she takes off that mask of makeup... youll see that beauty is not skin deep. Beware becasue they are sluts as well, I happen to know of one who has herpies, So be careful...i guess thats what happen when you fuck 8 guys one week. Oh, there is a wide epidemic effecting the mount females, they are all color blind... either that or they think the "pink" sweatpants that really rnt pink are super cool! sike... lame... Now for the complement of these fake whores, the boys-- alcoholics who spend their evening playing water pong trying to make it seem as if they are playing beer pong just to get Jesse Dorman the DA to come out... Wow, what simple minded creatures... impressive and moderatly entertianing...really... You would want to avoid Sheridan Hall at all coasts if your trying to get school work done becasue there are thousands of girls that run up and down the hallways screaming and singing "Im a Dancing Queen"... please.. ur fat... no one wants to see you dance. In additon to the dinosaur running down the hall, your fellow students are inconsiderate... they will blast thier music so it impeades your ability to function, oh wait.. whats that Im hearing right now.. EMO, i guess that paralells your insistant whining and bitching... Oh.. wait.. a rap song, please your white, turn it off. What it pretty much boils down to is that mommy and daddy arent here to whipe thier childrens asses so you will find yourself surrounded and suffocated by immaturity, lameness, excessive drinking which leads to puking passing out or just being loud beligerent and ANNOYING... geeze,learn how to hold your liquior because the god squad over at pang sounds alot better than the people Im living with. WARNING: MALE MOUNT STUDENT=RAPIST, cuz its cool to get girls drunk and have your way with them... talk about not being able to get any, do you feel big now? taking advantage?? your cool... SIKE. By the way, you wont get pregnant if your boyfriend fingers you... to all the lame people the individual who asked that question represents.. the Poster Child of Mt. St. Marys.... the little asian girl that runs around here.... Caution: if you ever chose to visit this campus.. bring one thing: MARIJUANA. To be able to tolerate the lameness that occurs throughout the day you will need plenty of pot, otherwise you'll probably hang yourself or gouge your eyes out becasue of the irony that exsists on this Catholic campus filled with the spawn of satan. Until Next Time: TaTa
by wouldn'd you like to know :P April 12, 2005