James sat on his couch so long he became one with it.

So he turned into Mouch?
by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot July 16, 2022
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Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.
Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.
by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019
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When you dress a woman in colliflowers, then you play the rusty trumpet.
Eddie mouched a hooker from vegas.
by Jeff Overbo February 16, 2008
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A word used to emphasize or describe any given person, place or thing. Often used as a metaphor.
Let's get the mouch out of here.

Here comes the Mouch just mouching around.

He is so mouch, just a solid dude.

What a mouch, can't believe he did that?

I can't wait until we get to the mouch party!

Get your mouch on! 😉
by Red haired Castro May 30, 2016
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a mouse you use on the couch for a media pc or couch gaming.
i finally found my mouch stuck between the cushions.
by edo9 July 28, 2010
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