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Motts

An uncontrollable and nearly unbearable feeling of embarassment for another human being, who normally does not know they should be embarassed.
Watching that kid with they blonde streak in his hair sing in front of all those people gives me the MOTTS.
by Coleypoleyoley March 31, 2009
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Bielsa’s Motting Stool

A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.

Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.

The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.
Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.
by CumbrianMotter October 9, 2023
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the Motts

As I remember it, the Motts brand of Applesauce had a commercial years ago with the catchphrase "That's the Motts," which was meant as extremely great or the best.
Yeah, she's 'the Motts.'
by LefkyTheShin February 25, 2011
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Mottie

1) Noun - A descriptor for a very attractive woman, ie mega hottie
2) Verb - The act of sexual intercourse, ie shag
1) 'She's mottie' - pointing to a very attractive woman
2) 'I'd mottie her mate' - pointing to a very attractive woman
by lorge February 16, 2005
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motts

Sexually transmitted disease. Includes but is not limited too gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, etc. A degenerative condition.
by marky pooh December 7, 2004
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The motts

The best way to describe "the motts" is like this:
Do you remember the first time you watched a bad daytime interview show, like Springer or something, and someone is just making a total ass out of themselves, doing or saying something very uncomfortable?
Or when you are sitting through a high school talent show and all of a sudden you feel embarrassed for your classmate who is singing "The Greatest Love Of All" by Whitney Houston?
You sometimes have to cover your eyes, or look away.
Thats "the motts".
Watching this play is giving me the motts!
by Jodie Dalle December 18, 2008
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motting out

Performing oral sex on a female, Mott being a northern term for a vagina
I was motting out this bird when her boyfriend walked in. Lol
by BigsexyBFG November 12, 2013
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