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mother in law

Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.
mother in law by James October 31, 2003

mother in law

mother in law by Trent April 16, 2003

mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter
My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.
mother in law by Muu August 30, 2004

mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.
OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!
mother in law by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

mother in law

the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.
If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.
mother in law by Splish Splash October 2, 2003

Mother in law

A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.
All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.
Mother in law by Wolves_Ay_We August 26, 2017