Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

Me (on my deathbed): Hey, what's your greatest fear?
Me again (on my deathbed) : Monatophobia

by NSlushy August 15, 2019

monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

Im scared that people won'tattend my funeral when i die, i have severe monatophobia

by Kaktyz September 14, 2017

motate

To move from one location to another with slickness and style.

Lets motate over hizzle.

by Sally Pally May 25, 2003

motito

A cocktail replacing vodka for rum in a Mojito

Bartender - i’d like a Mojito, no make that a Motito

by KW Bob May 9, 2019

The New Hampshire Motto

This is a complicated advance maneuver and should be left for those above the age of 35 to prevent injury.

Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.

Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!

He invited his sexy new female dentist back to the house to explain the New Hampshire Motto.

by Pink Parts inspector May 12, 2009

ass moratorium

a defined period of time when your sexual partner puts the kibosh on the back door...

I'm placing an ass moratorium as a result of last night's activity...

by ncbro4 September 18, 2009

Moptato

a mop that can be used as a fake apple
or a potato that also cleans floors

"I was hungry and there was a spill, good thing I had my moptato handy"

by Waldo Hallow January 12, 2009