Morgantown

True Fact: Morgantown drinks 1% of Anheuser-Busch's alcohol sales every year. Enough said.

The only place where drinking and driving, burning couches in the street, and tearing out your own teams goal post when they kick Big East Ass is legal.

by WVU Axeman December 27, 2003

Ja Morant

The best point guard in Memphis grizzlies history

“Look at Ja Morant man, so inspirational”

by Weeeee69420 January 20, 2021

Ja Morant

Ja Morant is the best looking man in the nba.

“yeah hes good looking, but not better then Ja Morant.”

by kanyelover1357 June 9, 2022

Morgantown, PA

Founded back in the mid 18th century as a trading post with only a hotel, bar and other basic amenities, this small town has grown little in the intervening centuries. If you grew up here, you will forever have to explain that you are not from West Virginia, thanks to this shithole not having any claim to fame, nevemind being less than a tenth the size of its West Virginian cousin. With a population of less than 1,000 and no less than four churches, you can make some guesses about the culture. If you're not Amish, Mennonite or Redneck, you're a random tourist, or you came down from Reading to go to BB's. It's slightly better than some Pennsylvania mining towns, but you can thank the Amish for that, if you can manage to speak to them in a thick enough accent.

I'm from Morgantown, PA, that place that's between _______ and _______.

by telektoret July 13, 2016

Morgantown

This is disneyland for anyone fresh out of high school. Yes you will spend more then 4 years in Morgantown, more like 5 to 6. You'll switch your major about 3 times and then catch VD from the girl you study with. Drugs, booze, sex, and jackassery all ensues and is completely welcomed by the school(kind of) and the towns people. Nothing like stealing a street sign that says "High St." enough said. LETS GOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS! LETS GOOOOOO DRINK SOME BEERS!

Morgantown is not only a place where Tom caught a wicked STD but also the place he picked up a pound of mushrooms.

by Sunnyside and the livings easy July 29, 2006

Ja Morant

The greatest shooter of all time. On and off the basketball court

Ja Morant is the best shooter on and off the court

by Jimmyjohn852 March 14, 2023

morantic

A combination of "moronic" and "romantic." Someone who actually believes in true love.

Person #1: You mean he actually believes he loves her?
Person #2: Yeah, he's pretty morantic.

by Adam Lary December 17, 2005