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Motusexual

A promiscuous person. Someone who fucks everything that moves. Comes from latin "motus".
- Did you know Avery slept with all 3 guys and 2 girls in her friend group?
- Damn, she is sooooo motusexual.
by Abobus August 17, 2021
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Metrosexual

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train
by BeamoFan February 28, 2018
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Metrosexual

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.
Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.
by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017
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Mofosexual

Basically, a variation of the word homosexual or heterosexual used to describe a person that is only sexually attracted to mother fuckers.
Bobby is such a mofosexual!
by IronMielke March 15, 2010
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Myrtosexual

Myrtosexual is when people are attracted to people named myrto/mirto.Most commonly people named Muhammed are attracted to myrto/mirto
Boy 1:I started dating this girl
Boy 2:Her name is myrto right?
Boy 1:yeah, i am myrtosexual
by Yourrrlocallfriendd January 6, 2021
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geo metrosexual

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.
by lexicali slim September 21, 2009
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metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.
I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.
by HobieKopek June 5, 2009
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