mortified

The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.

This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!

by Kate Stevens March 28, 2008

mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017

moronied

The word you use when "fucked" isn't enough to describe your drunken state. Most commonly used by people with the last name "Moroney" but can also be used by people with the last name "Johnston" "Whiteley" "Pearson" or "Lacey".
Main drinking source = Smirnoff or Coors Light

My sesh was brilliant, Dave got absolutely Moronied!

by MoroneyJunior June 8, 2018

Mortified

Literally means so embarrassed you are horrified, but illiterates use it to just mean horrified with no embarrassment nor shame.

I was so mortified when I heard my mother died.

by Amanitaa December 26, 2025