Morton

A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.

Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.

by BenRalphyReeve June 16, 2011

Morton

another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.

this nigga is being straight morton right now

by jimmy gunz609 June 15, 2010

Morton

A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.

CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"

by OpaqueInsight January 26, 2019

morton

a pereson who cannot operate his own phone,stereo,tv or computer. unable to configure set up or figure out on his own.

mike could not figure out how to get his blue tooth to work or set his surround sound up by himself. he couldn't even set up his car stereo equalizer in the head unit. he's such a Morton !

by HARE81 June 4, 2011

Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so weird

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020

Morton

When you're salty af

That round of trials got me Morton AF to.

by vincentdb82 January 15, 2017

Morton

A nuisance, a festuring disease or growth contagious and painful. A danger to society. A threat. A thing or creature of most disgusting traits. A being of absolute disgust. Has a serious hatred for women. Negative attitude all the time. Destroys anything in its path or possession. Unloveable human like mammal. Smelly demonic like animal with no manners or feelings.

Close your Windows and lock your doors there was a Morton spotted a few miles outside of town.

by Olie November 19, 2017