I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!
We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 9, 2010
Get the Moron's dozen mug.A medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an Xray,of a man's penis with respect to his lower extremity injury. A positive Throck-Morton sign is when the penis points to the side of the injury.
Senior Doctor: Mr. Jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.
Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.
Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.
Intern: I have so much to learn!
Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.
Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.
Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.
Intern: I have so much to learn!
Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.
by RTA16 October 11, 2008
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General Cornrow Wallace's favorite defense mechanism.
It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.
It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.
by A1 December 3, 2004
Get the Morton Salt mug.A noun used to represent the definition Salty. To add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. Used commonly in the fighting game culture.
Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.
To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.
Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.
To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.
by KoriNem October 18, 2009
Get the Morton Salt mug.You start off by picking up a jewish girl (this step is VERY important). You then proceed to fuck doggie style, from here you insert your finger in her ass, and give her a dirty sanchez, but the mustash has to be in the same shape as Hitler's. When you are about to J you take your cack out, and J on her back in the shape of a swastika. Once you have done this, you salute nazi style, and have a friend come in and take pictures.
I was fucking Jenny the jew, when i managed to pull off Mouton's the man. i dont think shes going to call me back.
by Mouton January 29, 2007
Get the Mouton's the man mug.The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018
Get the morton special mug."I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."
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