mortebation

Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation

"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."

by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010

Mortega

The name of a towering beast akin to Godzilla. Although he exists in an alternate reality, if he were to visit the realm of Godzilla, he would surely punk him. He is described by those who have seen him as being 600 feet tall and sharp as a knife. In appearance, he is similar to that of an armadillo with praying mantis hands. His somewhat transparent digestive tract shows the slowly decaying victims that are dissolving in his toxic stomach acid.

1. Oh crap... here comes Mortega. It's time to fight for your life.

2. In a straight up one-on-one fisticuffs, Mortega would take Godzilla out Cro-Cop took out Bob Sapp.

by Brian Snakes Alive July 25, 2006

monteza

A person who thinks that they are the best at everything. They name other’s flaws when they have many. You don’t wanna be this person.

Stop being such a monteza, its very annoying.

by Hellichopter324 May 23, 2018

Mortazavi

Iranian Math Teacher with a huge dick.

"oh my god his dick is huge..just like Mortazavi's" "Zahedi is in love with Mortazavi's dick"

by andiomg October 26, 2018

murteza

Murteza is a amazing person with a big heart. But people can't use his big heart against him because he's very smart. He has a long shlong. Every girl that set eye on Murteza they try to flirt with him and they fall in love with Murteza in the process. He's very athletic and good looking. he's a girl magnet in every way. If he's ugly now try to make him yours because one day in near future he'll get a HUGE glow-up then he'll just date super models.

OMG!! is that Murteza? He's so hot.

by KingMuri45 November 23, 2021