Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

by Fortcraft October 2, 2016

Mortality

Yea, everybody knows you can die if you do certain things. You can die in your sleep, you can die even if you're not trying to get yourself killed. What does anybody who's still alive really know about mortality though? If your friends or family died in a car accident, they would be the folks who know about mortality and not you. I doubt anybody who claims to know all about mortality from seeing horrific accidents has had an opportunity to talk with any of the deceased about mortality, therefore you're full of shit when you preach about it, you don't really know shot like the rest of us.

The girl must know it all about what death is like from seeing some bad accidents since she's preaching to everybody how they should live their lives the way she lives hers. Any slight deviation from the way she lives life will be considered reckless and adolescent minded, watch out! She's a mortality expert!

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

Morsalina

A morsalina is the kind of girl who attracts a lot of people, but doesn’t like the attention. She has a rare and beautiful name. She is smart and is one talented ass. She likes to talk a lot and is crazy. Her weakness is dogs. She is beautiful outside but On the inside....

There goes morsalina, little miss perfect!!!

by Sooo sry I got to go... November 29, 2018

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

mortality

1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die

Taste your mortality.

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Mortalage

In video gaming. To lay down heavy fire using the mortar weapon.

'I will set up the mortar and get some mortalage going so you guys can move in."

by Jester1970 July 27, 2009

Morting

An extreme version of "dying."

Shaniqwa: Olivia Pope needs her own man! Tired of basic b*tches hopping on my men.

Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!

by thedinosaurxx January 30, 2016