The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.
by RBurton May 13, 2008
Get the good morningmug. A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
Get the Good morningmug. by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010
Get the good morningmug. by Jorje November 21, 2004
Get the Good Morningmug. by Jeff Chadwick Good Morning November 19, 2019
Get the Good Morningmug. Lets have eggs and Bacon.
You turn me on, Gil.
Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.
Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤
Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.
Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤
by Krkič April 22, 2019
Get the Good Morningmug. The morning after a hard night of drinking, smoking and pleasuring an anonymous girl at your friend’s house party. This phrase would be used at the bottom of the staircase or in the kitchen to inform the rest of the household of you success. (For most impact the phrase should be shouted at full volume)
by Big.W February 25, 2011
Get the "Good Morning"!mug.