mordetwi

a ship between mordecai from popular cartoon regular show and twilight sparkles from popular cartoon my little pony

most popular for a drawing that included song lyrics to airplanes by B.o.B

person 1: you know mordetwi?
person 2: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
person 1: i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.

by sodanyx July 15, 2021

Mordekaiser

1. Es #1 en brasil.
shield always up, never die

huehuehuehuheue

2. A League of Legends champion - The Master of metal.

1. Morde es#1, shield never lose, always win

2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.

by celona August 12, 2011

Pulling a Mordecai

The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.

Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"

Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."

Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."

by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021

Mordecai

The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp

Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?

Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.

by Torino Pro Wave Brush January 14, 2020

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."

by Mezca November 9, 2009

Mordecai Brown

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.

I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.

by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021