You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

by JScrub August 19, 2009

Mosted

Mosted: noun; a dating technique that’s a subclass of ghosting. Instead of completely disappearing after a short period or one night stand, the moster deeply engages with the victim, becomes very invested and appears to be very I retested in them before disappearing completely. Also see: asshole, scumbag, piece of shit.

That son of a bitch took me to his sister’s wedding then mosted me.

by ronisgenius May 16, 2018

mooted

When a cow gets muted and can no longer moo, especially when on a call.

"Hey Justin, you're mooted"
"Thanks dude, mooo"

by moogleoogle April 7, 2021

Moisted

Wetting of the underwear due to someone scaring someone

Ha Ha did you see that? That kid just got moisted!

by F**kamackerel103 July 1, 2010

mposted

hanging out with a transsexual of a dude with a small penis usually at the same location( back of a illegal car)

with leo, we was mposted my G, yh yh

by okpsuden May 1, 2017

Moosterbeef

A person who a lot of people hate but a few like

Jeeze that is a moosterbeef

by Madframe9913 April 27, 2021

Mosted

When someone comes at you strong with the feelings and affection then ghosts out.

1: “He got mosted.”

2: “Ghosted?”
1: “No, they went out for a while, she played super into him then just vanished. Girl Gone.

by DeerSantaCruz June 4, 2019