moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

mompetitor

A mompetitor is a woman drawn into the competitive arena of motherhood by simply giving birth to her first child. Mompetitors have ready access to height, weight, age of potty training prowess, SAT scores, and other personal statistics of their children so that they can compare with other mompetitors at any time. See also mompetition.

The mompetitors took their seats at the Honor roll assembly, each quickly scanning the program to count the number of awards their child would be receiving in comparison to the others.

by Old Tweener March 6, 2011

Moolet

Moolet the word given to a small child befor it is born.

I hear Melanie Moo is pregnant yes she is with MOOLET.

by P5ulk March 12, 2009

mooretwin

Someone who edits historical wikipedia articles to include their own data which is very clearly wrong. They insist it's correct, even though everyone else in the room points out that they're wrong (with facts). In short, a liar, or a re-writer of history, who is never, ever, wrong.

He's gone and done a mooretwin!
I'm mooretwin and so's my wife!

by RaymondKennedy July 14, 2011

Moolette

The game everyone in the office plays monday morning when making a coffee...smooth or chunky milk..

Mixture of the words Moo and roulette in case that needs explaining....

FFS, i just lost three rounds of moolette and the last one was green...so I was sick in the sink

by PoorLumpyPony_is_my_name August 18, 2008

mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

morpeth

shithole

i was in morpeth the other day. what a shithole

by ffafaf September 13, 2016