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mooktard

Dood Zayne just ate his own cum for $20 bucks, that dood is a fucking mooktard.
by Rando6565 February 3, 2007
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moostard

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"
by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006
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mootard

retard who resembles a cow in some form
you are such a mootard!
by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003
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monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 14, 2008
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morontard

An extremely moronic person. A mixture of a moron and a retard.
Man last night Cory was being a morontard
by bryanbizz November 10, 2007
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mootard

Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.
by Ruben June 7, 2003
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monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 11, 2008
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