morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011

morning wood chip

When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.

I had such a hot dream last that I woke up with a morning wood chip.

by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

Sap O' The Morning Wood

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.

I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.

by Obloid July 1, 2014

Morning Wood

Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.

Morning wood

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020

Morning Wood

morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.

Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020