Moon Rocks

An STD one acquires which generally results in ones gentalia becoming deformed, hideous, and often unrecognizable. Essentially, your dick takes on an incomprehendable alien appeareance, comparable to that of a bizzare alien rock from the fucking moon.
Man, I hooked up with that girl from Burger King. Too bad I didn't wrap it, and by monday my equipment looks like contraband from Apollo 11, and itches hellaciously.I think Darla gave me Moon Rocks.
by BLUE_WATER November 14, 2011
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moon rocks

when smoking resin, a term for a cashed bowl.
that shit is dusted son, nothin' but moon rocks left.
by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003
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Moon Rocks

Large shards of pure (or almost pure) MDMA. Way better than your average stepped on and super cut bag of powdered molly or pressed ecstasy pills. Taken orally mostly at music festivals, moon rocks are highly potent and will give you a clean long lasting high.
Hope you're wearing your astronaut suit to this Phish festie cuz I got us a big bag of moon rocks.
by onedaytoday August 17, 2018
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Moon booty rocks

Someone who is spiritual or engages in activities related to the metaphysical or esoteric.
Katie loves crystals and moon bathing, she's real moon booty rocks.
by Ravybb27 November 04, 2021
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moon rock

a turd and/or shart (containing a decent amount of fecal matter) that extrudes from a naked anus from one willingly to another unwilling
Yeah bro! Last night I gave Jake a moon rock and put it in his hand and he scratched his head and smeared my rock in his hair! Yeah bro he's hella gay!
by El Joto Rojo March 12, 2021
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