Moo Shaft

To use the milk of a pregnant girl as lube on your cock. ( Moo= ladies milk Shaft= cock

dude i got a wicked moo shaft from my wife

by OREO123HI December 9, 2007

shamalama moo moo

Is the best phrase to use to annoy ANYONE!

Be cautious for cows might be wanting U!

Shamalama moo moo u need some MILK !

by CRCC THE BEST TEAM February 28, 2018

Moo Slim

A line of dairy products, produced by a small time American food-stuff manufacturer. Marketed towards children with obesity. Said to have zero fat content and no additives added.

Was in pre-manufacturing stage prior to the 9/11 disaster. Company folded soon afterwards.

"Keep your child slim with Moo Slim"
One of the marketing catchphrase.

by missingtexturefile December 11, 2012

moo snuckle

The male version of a cameltoe. Results in the sight of the genitals to everyone around said male.

"Drew's moo snuckle is absolutely fucking disgusting. You can see his balls dude."

by PieceOCock January 19, 2016

moo shoo

pussy

Man, I need to get some moo shoo, quick.

by Stevie Ray Gallagher March 30, 2009

moo snuckel

A moo snuckel is when a guys balls are split to either either side of the pant leg, separating the balls.

Don't you just a hate a moo snuckel!

by Mexicutioner October 6, 2015

moo shu

this is another term for pussy. it comes from the food moo shu pork, which tastes very good. hence, the name moo shu for pussy.

man, i'm trying to get some moo shut tonight!

by jah rock January 18, 2006