montvale

Montvale is a lovely little town in Northern Bergen County. In Montvale, there is an elementry school, a middle school and a highschool. Most woodcliff lake kids come to our highschool Pascack Hills High School. Montvale is the best and all haters are fucking jealous. Most kids are good. Some smoke and some drink but name one school where people don't. This is a great town and honestly we have the best friends here. The town might be boring but there is usually a lot to do. Montvale is 75% catholic, 20% jewish and 5% other. Just because we don't go to barmitzvahs everyweek and we don't get nose jobs and juicy items every other day. Montvale kicks ass and if you don't live here then why are you reading this?

Jaret: " Do you know Montvale?"

Megan: " You mean that awesome town in Northern Bergen County?"

Jaret: " Yeah"

Megan: " I LIVE THERE!!

Jaret: " DAMN! YOUR LUCKY!!"

by fukdkkd March 17, 2008

Montvale, NJ

Montvale is a small town in Bergen county, NJ. Because of its popular array of restaurants and good hang-out spots refereed to as "town", many neighboring townsmen will spend their free time in Montvale. "Town" is a spot in the middle of Montvale consisting of Burger King, Dairy Queen, Taco Bell, a shopping strip, The Montvale Lanes (a bowling ally), and the train tracks. Those who attend high school in Montvale will go to Pascak Hills High School along with kids from Woodclif Lake. Most kids are wealthy because of the town's expensive houses. Bergen County is the second richest county in New Jersey. Kids from Montvale took it upon themselves to nickname people from Montvale "Montvaliens". Montvaliens are mostly Roman Catholic and are generally nice. Unlike the show "Jersey Shore" montvaliens are not Guido. But many do visit the Jersey Shore frequently.

Jeff- "Yo man do you want to go into town in Montvale, NJ"

Tom- "Sure, i know plenty of montvaliens, and love bowling"

Rick- "Can I come to i'm going to Pascak Hills High Schol"

by J form NJ February 24, 2011