Montez

A Beast of a man, makes incredibly good music, and loves to blast dubstep. All of the girls like montez because his extremely soft hair. Montez is amazing.

Montez

Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?

Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?

Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...

Me: Apple users...

by DerpyGuy123 December 13, 2012

Montez

Montez is a man who can be childish but yet mans up when it comes to someone he really cares about. If you date a Montez, he might play games with you until he realize what you're worth to him. Once he falls in love, he'll stay to be the man of your dreams.

Montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. You're lucky if you able to have sex with him. He's a beast!

Girl: I need a Montez. They seem like food people date.

Me: I already have one he's amazing. I love him!!!

by Lovelyangel1227 July 23, 2014

By the halls of Montezuma

An exclamation, a expression used when surprised, a reference to an ancient Aztec ruler. Used by psychic detective Shawn Spencer while solving a heinous crime.

By the halls of Montezuma! It was Jimmy who robbed the post office.

by Killane August 28, 2010

of Montreal

A congregation of musically talented individuals that create psychedelic indie rock from Athens, GA. They happen to be one of the most underrated bands of all time. Front man Kevin Barnes is a lyrical genius and true entertainer. Don't be surprised when your eye drums orgasm from such splendid bizarre sounds.

Fred: I went to an of Montreal concert last night and it felt like

I went to some sort of broad way musical with a sexual

theme.

Bill: Sounds intense

Fred: It was, especially the encore involving a sexual torture

rack

by oMowl87 March 5, 2011

Montreal Meatpie

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

Montrell

One of the craziest people you'll ever meet in your life. Montrell's are usually very funny and always wanting to stand out in a crowd. They have different views on life which make them extremely unique. They are very loyal and trustworthy friends who you can trust anything with.

She was acting so crazy i could have swore her name was Montrell!

by MysticChick412 June 29, 2011

Montez

Always doing hard work to get the job done. Respectful to others in any kind of way, when necessary. Doesnt take anything for granted. Never has any enemies, but wont back down for anything. Females are the speciality & at the end of the day he riding around & he getting it. Swaggg be 2 stoopid for the younginz.

Montez yo swaggg is stoopid & you got everybody on yo side, let me be in yo playbook.

by King Hogan December 10, 2012