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Get the Monte Carlo mug.A mobile billboard proclaiming "White trash on board!" Oddly, all Monte Carlo owners are unable to decipher this message, and instead beleive that is says "Really nice car." Yeah.
That old broad there is Sinndee. She's got leathery skin, reeks of bud light, listens to Whitesnake, and wears tapered leg stonewashed jeans. Cripes, she even drives a Monte Carlo too!
by Eazy989 June 11, 2006
Get the monte carlo mug.1) A nice place where the aristocracy of Europe bring thier nice cars.
2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.
2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
Get the monte carlo mug.(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.
(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.
by Superflylemonaid June 11, 2006
Get the Monte Carlo mug.The best italian restaurant in the state of Virginia. In a cute city called Lynchburg. As soon as you walk in you will be consumed of the great scent of true italian food. From homemade pizzas with a special dough to Veal Franchese for two. With the outstanding Waitresses and Waitors and the Professional cooks you will never be in denial of why you came.Grazie!!
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1. Biscuit
2. Stress Relief
3. Popular party trick
4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
1. Biscuit
2. Stress Relief
3. Popular party trick
4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.
"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.
"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.
"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.
"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.
"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
by Henry III May 26, 2014
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