monteria

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time

Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria

by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

Monsterbate

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

Monstering

The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.

"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "

by tekrub March 13, 2010

Monstertrainer64

A burger king lover and tor hater

Oh look! its Monstertrainer64! We know for sure he is on his way to Burger King!

by raskealex March 28, 2022

Monsterstalker

When someone do whatever it takes to stalk someone. They do not stop before they know EVERYTHING about them.

This is something teenagers use nowdays.

I met him yesterday, and now he knows everything about me! He’s such a monsterstalker.

by Showering anyways November 19, 2021

Monsterating

When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".

Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.

by ChiliBoy June 17, 2012

Monstertat

The tattoo that Rob Dyrdek got on his back of the Monster logo

Drama: I don't think you should get that Monstertat Rob
Rob: Why not?
Big Cat: Cuz it looks like a tramp stamp on steroids

by Braaaap Braaaaap Braaaaaaaaap December 8, 2010