monorail

When an individual is held down against their will whilst an agressor positions his buttocks either side of the poor soul's nose. The "crack" is then rubbed up and down the face in a straight line, mimicing the movement of a monorail.

The group thought it would be funny to take Ed down a peg or too, so they held his arms and legs in order to allow Rhodri to monorail him.

by Benjamin Shrewpert November 28, 2006

monorail

Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.

*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"

by melissa* April 2, 2008

monorailing

When you pin someone down, then run your Arse Crack along their nose.

This is works bet when you have just had a big arse S*it.

monorailing

by Warren6983 December 7, 2006

monorail

When two guys put the tips of their erect dicks together and one guy strokes both dicks like it is one large dick.

gay man sex is fun when you monorail

by 596A December 13, 2010

Monorailed

When a guy lays his hard penis on his belly and his girl slides her dripping wet pussy on top and glides along it like the Monorail at Disneyland.

OMG...Kelly Monorailed me last night it felt like I was on a ride to the happiest place on earth

by Rupert Ventura May 7, 2018

MONORAIL

1 : Partaking in intercourse aggressively enough that the other participant believes there are multiple partners.

2 : A one man train.

He was so aggressive last night, I thought there were eight of them, it was hard to believe it was just a monorail.

by JP's November 19, 2016

Midnight Monorail

To poop in another's butt and then have that person poop it back into your butt, poopetually.

Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.

by Twink13 March 29, 2009